by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009
Get the Flustercluck mug.A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.
"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"
by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008
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An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.
Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.
by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016
Get the Flusterfuckstrated mug.1. It's when a large number of people are in a really confusing or awkward situation and everybody has the wrong idea about everything, so naturally,they all react in the most wrong way possible, and the consquences are huge.
by CarnivorousL October 17, 2017
Get the flusterfuck mug.In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011
Get the Fustercluck mug.1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016
Get the flustercuck mug.the act of both sides of an issue creating, or further deepening a bureaucracy by making a big to do about it, so as to avoid actually doing anything about it, except that is in generally pleasing one's own constituency.
The House and Senate , caught re-handed fusterclucking over the new abortion legislation, admitted no animals were harmed in the making of the new law.
perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.
perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.
by Taira Kazumichi February 22, 2014
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