urban flashlight

Lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites

Having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his niggers home.

He's so MacGynigger. Puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the faggy rice rocket with tonight's urban flashlight.

by Hellion Shores January 14, 2013

flashlight cop

Security guards who are only equipped with a flashlight and maybe some keys; typically found in malls.

The man was happy to become a flashlight cop, because he would make easy money doing absolutely nothing that was exciting or dangerous.

by wildstyle November 11, 2009

Fleshlight

Male dildo

Fuck off bitch, all I need are my homies and a fleshlight

by Dildotime! August 1, 2020

Community Fleshlight

A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.

Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020

complimentary horror game flashlight

A term popularized by Robert Jay Perez (Kubz Scouts) to reflect upon how a horror game usually gives you a flashlight to use.

This game gives you a complimentary horror game flashlight.

by socksran July 8, 2023

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

fleshlighting

Using a Fleshlight to get off.... To Masturbate using a Fleshlight Sex Toy..... To Use a Fleshlight on one's Penis for the purpose of Ejaculation or Sex Play, role play, fantasy play or other sexual use, perhaps even with a woman or man for sexual simulation as with real intercourse using a fleshlight rather than a vagina or ass or even mouth to protect one's value system..... to appease the male.

My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.

by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015