flurp

Modification of NYC DJ Frankie Bones' PLUR, Peace, Love, Unity, Respect into Fun, Love, Unity, Respect, Peace. This is a way of life that ravers attempt to live by.
by phizzling November 27, 2007
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(flerp) - Possibly the most vile and disgusting act known to man-kind but here it is. To flurp or to be involved in the act of flurping is when a homosexual man drinks his own semen from his partner's anus using a straw. Thank you M.G.
"Dang that guy is so hot I'd flurp him all night long. I may even use the Krazy Straw!"
by Mike Garcia May 16, 2006
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to flurp, from the middle english word "flurpp" possibly derived from the Latin term "phlurpus poopus." Originally used in English to describe a sound made while eating.
Quoted from: "Flurping the Brain"
by E.O. Kondiki, M.D., M.M.D.

A common problem in hypocranial neurosurgery is the accidental flurping of the brain. A spoon-like instrument is inserted between hemispheres (into the fissure) and then drawn back, in an attempt to reposition the upper surface of the longitudal cerebral cleft. If the instrument slips, it usually tosses a clump of cerebral brain matter up into the air, simultaneously causing a very audible flurping sound -- hence the term "flurping the brain." Any non-trained visitors allowed in the operating room during such an incident are sure to lose consciuousness at that point, and the medical staff then becomes distracted by stifled giggles which can occasionally erupt into full scale laughter.
by Dr. "Kondo" Kondiki May 09, 2004
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To burp and vomit a little in your mouth at the same time.
After eating ethnic food for two days straight I couldn't stop flurping.
by RC_2010 February 15, 2010
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to flirt and burp at the same time
when flirting with someone and then burp during flirting.
by Goro December 14, 2003
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Flurp

The noise a snail makes.
Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...
by Dsaramina May 27, 2009
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Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).
John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!
by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010
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