floral park

This town consists of drunk and blazed teens. People go to “town” or an open house and just drink and smoke. That’s what really happens around here. People just get drunk and high. It isn’t very surprising seeing that this town promotes drinking. I mean if they didn’t then we wouldn’t be in the Guinness Book of world records for having the most amount of bars per a square mile. If they didn’t promote drinking then there wouldn’t be 3 beer distributors that are walking distance from town or bellerose that sell to teens. It's great. You go to the square or wendy's on a Friday night and you're going to run into teens that are drunk or stoned out of their minds. There's no doubt about it. That's whats great about this town, you can count on running into drunk and blazed teens. You've gotta admit, it makes life a lot more interesting.

Teens in Floral Park discussing what they did:
#1-what'd you do yesterday?
#2-drank, hung out, went to town, then wendys, then just walked around aimlessly, you?
#1-haha i did the same.

by boredd July 26, 2006

floralize

An object covered in flowers

I'm going to floralize the fence baby!

by TarquinT June 13, 2016

flualprazolam

A novel research chemical of the benzodiazepine class and analogue of alprazolam (Xanax) with the addition of a fluoride bond. A popular research chemical which is also known as Flualp or Flap, Flualprazolam is reported to be twice as strong as traditional alprazolam with similar anxiolytic and sedative effects.

**please practice harm reduction when researching flualp and any other research chemical**

“Hey man, what’s in these bars?” “1.2mg Flualprazolam fam. These babies smack!”

by Whiskey Breathe February 7, 2021

Floral Park

Floral Park is a small town/suburb located on the border of Queens and Long Island. If you want to get drunk, come here. We have 4-5 bars in a 3 block radius on Tulip ave aka "town". A good word to summarize this town is "spoiled". Everyone living here has been pampered their whole lives and have developed self centered attitudes because of it. Half the kids you see wandering the streets are drug dealers. The Floral Park favorites are weed, acid, xans, and shrooms. Also, if you look even remotely emo, you'll have pasty kids with bowl cuts wearing unnecessarily bright sportswear making fun of you from across the street, because no one in this town knows how to say something to someone's face. There are many chill spots here. If you're too much of a child for bars, you got the sump, the rec, nuzzy, the square, olv, the train station, FPM and others. Oh and the cops here are dickheads. Since there's almost no crime in Floral Park, they have nothing better to do than crack down on kids innocently chilling at parks and skating. If you skate, this town has a good amount of spots. Don't be surprised if you have 3 cop cars pull up and tell you to leave. If you're young, you'll like this town. If you're old, you'll probably be scared of this town. If you're a cop, fuck you

Floral Park is a druggy shithole. -everyone

by yung frank January 3, 2018

Floral Park

Town on the border of queens and Long Island In Nassau county. Queens side is mostly Indians and the Long Island side is mostly white. The people on the Long Island side think they are superior because they pay higher taxes and drive Volvo’s and “dress better”(bragging about the most basic mundane shit) but in reality they still live in this over rated town and just like the queens side. The Long Island side is known more for drinking and what not. The queens side has a lot of Indians who stare at every moving thing and don’t know how to act in public (are weird asl). Overall this town has weird people who laugh at strangers who get hurt doing something or having their vehicle get stuck in the snow.

Floral park resident 1: hey did you see that kid fall off his bike and break his neck? (While pointing and laughing)
Floral park resident 2: yeah it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahaha

by Us79910 September 16, 2020

floral park cove

area in Floral Park, NY where a bunch of underage children congregate to drink mad beers and do things their parents would not approve of.

Kid 1: Did you get the beer?
Kid 2: Yes, meet me at the floral park cove and we can turn up.

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

Floral

Pertaining to Flowers and their use in design.

Floral Designer.

by UrbanFlorist May 25, 2009