Flunch

Vertical chin beard worn by either sportmen, snowboarders or people who have no sense of style

Robert Pires has one.

Like a Brazillian bikini wax for your chin.

by Luke Dearden June 21, 2005

flunch

A cross between flunking and a crunching sound, usually caused by procrastination or leaving class early.

When you don't do anything you flunch.

by Glitch October 11, 2004

flunch

A free lunch.

"Going to flunch, wanna come?" "Hell yeah!"

"There's no such thing as a flunch."

"It's flunch, but you have to tip."

by beinmetz October 28, 2009

flunch

An easy way to ask "what's for lunch?" to a workmate.

"Flunch?" or "Dude, flunch?"

by thrtnastrx February 22, 2008

Flunch

After school lunch, fast lunch, free lunch.

Hey bro you going to get flunch?

I'm getting flunch.

by Ilikemcnugs March 6, 2018

Flunch

To be punched in the dick until you nut then the person that punched you eats the blood covered nut for lunch.

Imma flunch you I'm hungry

by Mark is so gay July 23, 2018

Flunch

First meal of the day eaten after 8pm

Been sleeping all day just had flunch

by Anniekiss March 9, 2021