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"Going to flunch, wanna come?" "Hell yeah!"

"There's no such thing as a flunch."

"It's flunch, but you have to tip."
by beinmetz October 28, 2009
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An easy way to ask "what's for lunch?" to a workmate.
"Flunch?" or "Dude, flunch?"
by thrtnastrx February 22, 2008
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Flunch

Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".

The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.
I feel like I'm gonna flunch.

Somebody flunched behind the door!

Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!

That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.
by jevaisfluncher March 28, 2015
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To be extremely intoxicated off of cheap wine or liquor
Ah man last night I drank so much plastic that I got flunched!
by GABK July 24, 2017
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Flunching

The act of throwing up in the vagina of an unsuspecting female during cunnilingus.
I can't bring myself to write an example of flunching...
by Gishypoos April 20, 2009
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Flunch

Vertical chin beard worn by either sportmen, snowboarders or people who have no sense of style
Robert Pires has one.

Like a Brazillian bikini wax for your chin.
by Luke Dearden June 21, 2005
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To be punched in the dick until you nut then the person that punched you eats the blood covered nut for lunch.
Imma flunch you I'm hungry
by Mark is so gay July 23, 2018
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