French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. since you aren't always happy and since you aren't always sad, flumpty is simply however you feel when you laugh. sad happy whatever.

i feel flumpty. i felt flumpty. i have flumpty feelings.

by Kye September 12, 2004

Flumpkee

Flumpkee; is a term used to describe a sexual move. To put a females legs over your shoulders while holding her up in the air as she pours a shot of alcohol down her breast, across her navel, and is taken orally off the lips of the vagina: This term was originated by University of Miami Men’s Cross Country team in 2007

Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee

Satisfying her kinky sexual urges, Cassie was treated to multiple flumpkees on her vacation.

by Louis Jon Zach James Seth Tom May 29, 2007

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

by jesusgirl101 February 23, 2009

Puffer Flumpkin

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.

"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."

by lulahula October 1, 2013

flumpkin

moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.

sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!

by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010