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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005
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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
by charlie July 16, 2003
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flogging the bishop

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
by Drew October 3, 2003
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Flogging Molly

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)
Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!
by Clornelius June 8, 2003
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Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013
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Virginia Flagging

Named after the Virginia flag, Virginia Flagging is the act of having one boob out and visible when wearing a dress. Virginia Flagging is a purposeful wardrope choice, distinguishing it from a common nip slip.
Did you see Amy Virginia Flagging it at the wedding?
It really should have been distasteful, but she somehow pulled it off.

Even better than side boob, my date was Virginia Flagging.

She asked what she should wear; I told her to consider tactically Virginia Flagging it. Surely enough she turned some heads.
by Cheese Socks June 12, 2017
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hate flagging

The practice of purposefully flagging inoffensive content just out of sheer dislike of the subject or person.
Fuck, all these Karens keep hate flagging my YouTube video on cats.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
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