mississippi noodle flute

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

by SmellyMike March 4, 2015

nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010

nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

native american flute player

The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex

I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?

by KEVIN MENARD August 31, 2007

Nigerian flute whistle

When someone sits on your face and you vomit In her anus while she shoves fingers down her throat until she vomits on your dih hole

Jordan hit the Nigerian flute whistle on his girlfriend yesterday

by Jheo tones1 February 16, 2026