flopthaniel

a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)

omg! do you see flopthaniel on the football field!? he’s on varsity and he’s only a freshman.

by giraffewaffa January 6, 2023

Flowchart

To be flowchart means to follow a beaten/overly used path already while lacking ambition to create your own. This can also mean that you're a very basic, unoriginal person.

"You're living a flowchart lifestyle," meaning you're either not being creative and finding your own, or more commonly that you're only doing stuff that is easy.

by Not A Flowchart Derp October 6, 2015

Flothing

To Floth. To float in a flopping manner.

The key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. However most people only succeed in flothing, not flying.

by Mighty Morphin' Man May 1, 2008

flowhooks

A private cheat that has good griefing options and used by the youtuber noobdog.

1: Damn someone is tryna sell me flowhooks
2: Dont buy it he is gonna scam you

by bigbruhmoment123 October 7, 2020

flothing

A word most commonly used when someone is intoxicated (generally weed based.) Its exact meaning is unknown. It is theorized, however, that the definition may be flying.

You are a bunny tree.... Flothing high like bunnies should be

by Mighty Morphin' Man April 30, 2008

flother

(obsolete) snowflake

The flother fluttered upon the frigid field.

by Nonstopdrivel December 9, 2011

Flothes

Flowers made from clothes arranged in a boquet of artificial flowers. Generally done in the form of a gift.

"Wow have you seen them Baby Flothes? They are great gift for the mother when you take them into the hospital after she's had a baby; they just look like a normal display of flowers. They are also a great gift for the baby too, as they can unfold from looking like flowers and the baby can wear them as clothes afterwards!"

"What a great gift for the mother and the baby!"

by Ladd151 December 31, 2009