Someone who is unnecessarily and overly soft towards women in situations where it’s not necessary. They are essentially an advanced simp, who is powerless but somehow has the girl anyway
Flowerman: Sorry bro, I can’t come on ps4 as the gf is making go shoe shopping as she said that’s more important and someone needs to carry her bags for her.
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
by The sideman advisor April 16, 2022
Get the Flowerman mug.A god, the creator of humanity. His power is infinite and is the sexiest being in the universe. Everything you have ever heard of was created by Flowerman. They say once you meet Flowerman face to face, you will be rebirthed in a new life and a new earth, the new earth is better and more beautiful than the Christian heaven. Flowerman solos your favorite verse.
by TheOfficialFlowerman August 4, 2021
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A Korean anime-ish series aimed at children. The series is about a young pink-haired girl named Aria, and her friends Suha and Min with their daily adventures and trying to stop Trump's evil plans with the help a matured man named Chess. There is also a young, evil girl named Shuel who later joined forces with Aria after knowing that she had been brainwashed by Trump. This show has 2 seasons so far. It's actually a pretty good series, with lots of humour, school life, and magical girl stuff.
by LaserImouto November 5, 2023
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by siriusJUSTGIVEMETHENAME March 24, 2021
Get the she's flowering the flowers mug.Flowerypants is a nickname for someone, usually someone that wears flowers a lot and is bossypants(probably).
Alexander is a flowerypants.
by allykitkat99 April 30, 2011
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1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...
by Del Demery December 6, 2006
Get the flowering mug.when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010
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