to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

Fortch

Travels in a mysterious manner on a never ending mission to taste the rainbow. When in action all nearby slides are doomed to iminant and absolute destruction

Wheres Alex? Hes fortching right now. Hell be back

by Llama13542256 January 22, 2018

florchuk

when an individual excretes fecal matter onto another person

"omg that bitch just florchuked on me!"

by blahblahblah3697 November 16, 2011

florch

The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart

"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"

by The Queen Of Chodes September 25, 2004

fortch

Passionate word for beard

While I did deh gay saix, he enjoyed carressing my fortch.

by Raish and E court August 12, 2006

florch

Its when you gamble and you lose

The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.

"It appears that I have florched"

by Pablo Picante December 28, 2005

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005