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Floritry

We are opening a new florist so you know where to come for all your floritry needs.
by Katie Alysum April 25, 2010
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Floria/Floriya

Floriya is the best possible living creature on the planet earth. She is really outgoing and tends to ALWAYS end up with the person she likes.
She has a spectacular smile and at times could be really loud. Usually found as popular. Has a weird sense of humour. PROBABLY HAS PARENTAL TRAUMA..
Floria/ Floriya means Flower
Person: yo who’s Floria/Floriya everyone knows her?
person 2: ya SHES really chill and funny
by IVANIKA November 5, 2022
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Florilyn

Is a Girl that everyone hates. She feels likes she's lonely always. No one loves her because she's worthless.
I wish Florilyn didn't exist.
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florty

(adj)
Describing a person in their forties who ages very well.
by Mhririx November 27, 2009
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floriting

Taking DA FAWK off on everyone at the stop light .
Cordelia is floriting racing the mustang !!
by Smackdaddygordan September 13, 2021
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Flopity fish

Flopity fish is the name for a ingrown fingernail.
Herath: Asaiah why you have a flopity fish
Asaiah: Help me
by Sirsnifflesbottom April 29, 2024
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Floritard

1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
by Brazerican April 29, 2025
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