The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.
Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.
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The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010
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by ANDREEEEEEWWWWWW March 4, 2003
Get the floridian mug.When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.
Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020
Get the Floridian Pussy Rocket mug.This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
by Da Kroo September 19, 2009
Get the Floridian Hurricane mug.When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013
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