A hot chick who deserves better than she's got. She's the one who's nice to the wrecked crack heads and their pets. She usually has an asshole boyfriend who doesn't appreciate her. She's usually oblivious to the pack of guys who all wish she was in their beds! She's a tiger who'll drain your nuts and have you begging for more.
girl: See that asshole over there? Hes a dick to his girlfriend
other girl: She must be a Florentina
other girl: She must be a Florentina
by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
Get the florentina mug.A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.
"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"
by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017
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While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
by DominatHER May 27, 2008
Get the Brown Florentine mug.A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.
Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
Get the Florentina mug.Florannes are pretty, perky and just a bit confident. No matter how bad things may be, they always have the power to stand strong. Florannes are just like flowers, they may seem a bit down sometimes but perk up almost immediately. They also enjoy cheering people up.
Florannes are typically perky or extremely happy!
Florannes are typically perky or extremely happy!
by JadePrincess January 8, 2015
Get the floranne mug.esmeralda / best girl on earth? yeah for sure! have you seen her? no? you should definitely check out her new posts and awesome edits. ( she’s already taken by me, we’re married ) esmeralda is a nice, talented, joyful, cherishing and lovely girl. i love her! #esmeandflo
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Get the florentinasgf mug.A man who truly humble funny . Very shy but once you get to know him he is super funny and sweet. He lack being romantic but he sure knows how to sweet talk to you . Very loyal friend. So if you have a florentino in your life you need him to be in your life
Florentino your so funny man .
by Unknown!123! November 23, 2021
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