Flopper

One who flops in bed; one who commits that incessant rolling and turning which has been made sharing beds hell for centuries.

Brian- you look like a zombie, did you sleep at all last night??
Grant- No, it turns out my girlfriend's a flopper...

by TheFrdw June 28, 2011

floppers

Soccer players looking for a cheap free kick or red card, and fall to the ground at the lightest touch. Quite similar to actions at work with a rival co worker.

" I hate this guy this guy ted at work, he's such a flopper,"
"How?"
"I called him an asshole, and he went to our boss complaining, oh and he likes Portugal too,"
"Figures, floppers stick together."

by laseht June 28, 2010

Floppers

An adjective used to describe breasts that have been badly affected by gravity resulting in the nipple position being mid chest or lower..usually found on the bodies of mature women or women who have had sveral children.

"..man..I saw petes Mother walk out of the bath room naked yesterday.. her tits are real FLOPPERS.."

".I got very drunk last night and ended up sleeping with Petes Mother..her tits are real floppers".

by completehouse April 22, 2010

Flopper

Half boner Half normal

Holy crap i got a Flopper in math today

by Timothy McFarland December 29, 2010

Flopper

Someone who can't handle their alcohol or drugs and as a result cause a dramatize scene at a party, kickbac, etc....

Dorian: Hey, have you met my flopping ass friend matt?
Philip: the one who we had to carry out of the party last night?
Dorian: yeah
Philip: FLOPPER !

by Feel-up November 28, 2009

Flopper

Someone who fails in a sexual encounter to to temporary impotence. Usually due to alcohol or nerves.

Person A: Man, flopped it big time last night
Person B: You flopper.

by Down_to_pound March 12, 2009

Flopper

A saggy breast. Found most commonly on older women or women with very loose skin.

"Look at the flopper's on that lady over there!"

or

"I took her shirt off and she had flopper's"

by King of Creech February 14, 2007