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floricide

killing of flowers, also mass murder of our little petal-ed friends. Can be used in the fashion sense or just referring to harming people dressed up or in flowers. Also what the fairy equivalent of Hitler is guilty of.

Latin origin-->Flora meaning plants;the ending -cide coming from caedere, meaning to kill.
the little girl was seemingly unaware of her many crimes of floricide

"Jen's wedding was like a second floricide"

"chicks dig floricide, they think it's romantic"

"That shirt is guilty of serious floricide"

Dude1: "Dude, i just wanna go out and commit some floricide!"
Dude2: "Totally! Let's get wasted. I'll get the weed and gardening tools!"
by ossum-o-possum April 12, 2010
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Floich

Floich is both a noun and verb.

As a noun - a floich is a slacker who spends too much time online, avoiding other responsibilities.

As a verb, it is the act of slacking off by doing meaningless stuff online.
Some uses:

"Stop being such a floich and get to bed"

"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".
by Rick from Canada March 14, 2009
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flopiana

Example: Them "you're a flop"
You "you are a flopiana"
by helooo4223 January 18, 2022
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Floich

Floich is a verb. It means to stay up longer than one should on the internet, knowing that work or other responsibilities are coming in the morning.
"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".
by Rick from Canada March 12, 2009
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flopipino

A fail at trying to be a Filipino. Usually a person who is not a Filipino but tries very hard to be one by surrounding themselves with Filipinos or eating Filipino cuisine, and etc.
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by IkawNaNga December 26, 2009
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floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.
I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.
by Dangér June 9, 2018
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flapicating

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"
by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023
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