Floigery

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.

Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris

by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

flooger

v. flooger; floogering; Usually done in Lethoso

We went to Lethoso to Flooger

by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.

Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."

by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009

Floorgy

A floorgy is an event of slight sexual connotation, in which there is a floor, many soft objects, and many people involved. Generally this event involves covering the floor with things such as foam mattresses, topped with blankets and pillows. Then one must add the people, preferrably an even ratio of males to females, or biased based on the host's preferences. The attendees proceed to lay/spoon/fornicate (only if acceptable)in the giant pile of soft goodness.

A floorgy is a great way to enjoy the entertainment of something like a movie, with a large group of people. Then general closeness of people bypasses the possible awkwardness of displays of affection.

Floorgies may not be a good idea in a group of friends that aren't comfortable with eachother, or with homophobic people, so careful discretion when deciding to have a floorgy is required.

Ex 1) Marv, Stephie, Jason and Alyssa had a floorgy while watching 'The Bourne Identity.'

Ex 2) "Hey Mark, we should have floorgies at your house more often, they're super fun!" "Sure Ryan, let's invite many girls and have one right now!" "Super awesome!"

by Ryan R L August 24, 2007

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014