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floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009
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Floorwork

When suddenly secondary to twerking, you find yourself on the floor and you continue to twerk in a fashion that resembles having intercourse. Typically a female will horizontally grind on a male while on the floor in a sexual manner. Usually this occurs in the following manner: 1)female will begin twerking on male 2)male will begin leaning back (usually with the help of supporting friends) 3)female will most likely follow as the submissive nature of our society dictates 4)they will somehow end up on the floor 5)female will sit on top of male's dick 6)she will continue to "twerk" while there until she is bored or male needs to go handle a "situation" in the bathroom. Teenagers are disgusting creatures...
*At party*

Person #1: Is it me or did you just see Daneisha doing floorwork on Tayshawwn?
Person #2: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, what a whore.
Person #1: Yeah…Daneisha really is a whore.
by Preacher's Daughter. March 16, 2013
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floored

1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock
"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"
by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009
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Floormouth

A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.
James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.
by principessash July 7, 2011
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flooreos

(floor-e-oes) Oreos you found on the floor
Girl- Where did you get that oreo?
Guy- I found it on the floor.
Girl Eew, you're eating flooreos!
by TheDudeson August 2, 2010
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floorior

One who sleeps on the floor, typically in a wasted manner with clothes on ready to fight the good fight of morning.
He was the bravest floorior i have ever seen, he slept in a puddle of someone else's vomit underneath a kitchen table.
by seth d March 27, 2007
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polish the floorboards

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016
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