name flopper

Person who casually invokes the name of a "famous celebrity" only to have the listener be less than impressed by the acquaintance.

Guy trying to impress his date: So, the other day before I leave work, I decide to have the crew fix me up a couple Double Whoppers with cheese and a large order of rings to take home for dinner. While I was waiting for my food, I ended up chatting with Chris Kattan who stopped in for a value meal. Yeah, CK was bouncing some ideas off me for "Corky Romano 2."
Girl: <yawns and thinks to herself, "What a name flopper!">

by 1985cyclone September 11, 2009

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.

Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!

by jclk March 27, 2008

Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national

"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.

by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

vagina flooper

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top

Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"

by redwolf328 August 5, 2011