flameout

A passionate, but brief relationship; usually accompanied by drama, tears and emotional swings of roller-coaster proportions.

I don't understand what happened - we've only known each other two weeks, but he was so into me. Now he won't even answer my calls!

Sounds like a flameout.

by ahulse June 25, 2008

flomodern

An adjective describing something swaggeriffic and inspiring, often times all white. Also see The Best Show on Earth.

Dude, that show was so flomodern.

by CJ11 November 3, 2013

flomosexual

A flaming homosexual

JD is a flomosexual.

by jacksback21 December 21, 2007

flomo

A flomo is a flaming homosexual. They are outwardly gay and can be spotted from a mile away.

That guy has to be a flomo in the pink t-shirt

by blomo41 December 30, 2009

FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.

1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016

Flomo Klown

Some cunt who dresses up as a clown and scares the living shit out of you with a gun.
...and possibly kill you and kids.

Kid 1: Oh shit! It's the flomo klown!
~
Kid 1: Have you heard about the clown at the schools?

by ByteStorm October 7, 2016

Louisiana Flameout

A Louisiana flameout is when a guy gets hammered drunk and then takes a large lady (at least 300 lbs) back to his hotel room. It’s important that said lady has been gorging herself on southern food smothered in ghost pepper hot sauce (at least a million scovilles) for a minimum of two days straight before the guy hooks up with her, (and that the guy doesn’t know she’s been binging on spicy Gumbo, fried oysters, Beignets and gator sausage). Back in the hotel room, in his inebriated state he wants to get a little freaky and tongue the big girl’s anus. As he lifts her ample legs over her head for better access to said orifice, the change in position results in a momentary relaxation of her sphincter muscles and a volcanic eruption of molten magma shit explodes in the guys face. Tell tale signs the following morning are third degree burns to the guys face and inside of the mouth. While it can happen in other parts of Louisiana, it happens in New Orleans on a nightly basis, normally after guys have got liquored up on Bourbon Street, hence referred to locally as the French Quarter Flameout.

You see Tim this morning? Judging by the state of his face, looks like he got himself a Louisiana Flameout last night.

by Shuksan Chan October 4, 2019