Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.

I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.

by Baroliche December 15, 2008

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bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

by a nice guy February 28, 2004

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flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.

When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.

by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009

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Flicking Off

Being the female counterpart-word to the term "jacking off", "flicking off" is a form of masturbation for women. It involves stimulation of the clitoris via one of several means.

Example 1:
Bernie: Get out of the bathroom, I have to take a liquid shit.
Allison: Fuck off, I'm flicking off.

Example 2:
Ronald: Oh, do you still flick the bean sometimes?
Lauren: Yeah, I still flick off sometimes.

Example 3:
Trevor: What's that fucking noise Nina? It sounds like something is being flicked.
Nina: Well, you really hit the bean on the stalk; I am flicking off.
Trevor: What's that?

by Hitler, Oprah May 11, 2014

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