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Getting High....Smoking Weed...like stoning or blazing
Let's float this weekend at my place
by Bob Marley's cousin Dick June 10, 2013
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In poker:

to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.
I floated him on the flop then, when he checked the turn, I jammed and he stacked
by Atavachron July 28, 2010
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v. to go fast
esp. as in cars
If I had a Camaro SS, I could float everywhere.
by Cosmic Truckaz October 17, 2003
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Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.
Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.
by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009
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A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an Age of Conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.

since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.
BuzZ_TheViper: p1 where u
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...
by p1nofloat April 22, 2011
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The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off
by Munqueee April 23, 2011
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