Flitch 

Flitch: Any of the slighlty pasty liquid formations often found in the eyeducts or between the toes (See Toe Jam), but a little more wet, often flicked from the finger when removed and making a sound when hitting a wall -- Flitch!

Suffering from a cold, the buildup of eye flitch required a tissue to clean.

Flitch by we6w August 21, 2009

Flitch 

A mix of a flop and a bitch

Wow, he didn't sip the drank, what a flitch cuz 😊

Flitch by mac_ daddy October 21, 2020

Flitch 

A funny little bitch. Normally used as a term of endearment.

T: The food is pretty good, but it would have been better if someone else made it.
M: You're such a flitch.

Flitch by Viracocha December 14, 2022

Flitch 

The web-like skin between the thumb and forefinger.

“Look at my flitch; it got a paper cut.”

Flitch by hunn1fruit December 18, 2024

Flinch 

The automatic response usually anticipated to avoid an unexpected act they may cause you Insult or injury.
It is an reflexive action.

He flinched when I pretended to piinch him in the face

Flinch by Breaking dancing on cardboard October 3, 2019

Why fletch? 

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

Why fletch? by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

Flatchgasm 

When your giving it to your girl hard and you bust ass just as you pull out and spray your load.

OMG you guys I was banging my girl on the top bunk of the trailer and I totally had a flatchgasm! I thought she was going to Ralph as she rolled off the bed and ran away. Fucking great.

Flatchgasm by DEEZ123 January 28, 2017