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Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
by asedwards December 21, 2006
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flirtar

A musical instrument (namely a guitar) used by young men to flirt with and attract females. Note, this rarely works, but is used commonly often.
Oh man he brought out the flirtar again... *sigh*
by julia_katrina January 2, 2015
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A very sharp and painful poo
that was a smelly bum flint
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flaite

A Chilean Spanish word to describe people from the lower classes, who speak a lot of slang and sometimes steal things. The equivalent of a British chav and something like white trash in the States.
Persona 1: Quién te robó tu bolso?

Persona 2: Un chico puro flaite, weon! Por la chucha! Po.
by Emily and Alex June 10, 2008
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Flinternet

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.
This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...
by okdirdel September 20, 2010
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Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!
by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017
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Flirtationship

aj, not quite a relationship but more than flirting.
v, when you don't want a relationship but you need more than flirting.
Flirty Touch
Jo and her lover had a flirtationship because they are friends & more.
Jo and her lover would flirt & take it to second base with no ties or strings. Flirtationship

benefits
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018
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