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ficture

A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.
When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.
by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009
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Flickretard

A person who uses the photo sharing site flickr and pollutes it with their generic CRAP photos.

Generally close ups of animals, flowers, or converse. Taken with a nice camera that is meant to make up for their lack of talent.

Usually, these are teenagers who's camera was bought by their parents anyway.

They take concieted pride in their idiotic pictures claiming one day that they will rule the world of photography
Person 1) Oh gawd. look at this its awful.

Person2) You mean the picture of converse and a dead flower.

Person1) It makes me want to punt kick infants.

Person2) Me too I hate Flickretards
by JackielynSaysSTFU August 5, 2009
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ficture

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.
by frebontheweb October 19, 2010
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ficture

At school the children learn by examining fictures.
by Jeremy Hurst November 4, 2003
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ficture

1. A picture or photograph that has been modified using Photoshop or other image editing programs so that it no longer gives a true representation of the subject matter.
2. Any image that has been modified or fabricated with the use of image editing software and passed off as real or authentic.
That photo with the donkey's head on the politician's body is clearly a ficture.
by smokybluz December 15, 2008
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flicktard

1. Some one that is too stupid for there own good....
2. One who will often screw up resulting in losses...
3. Any friend that will let you take there car out for a night of drinking...
Your sutch a "Flicktard", there is no way i would hang out with you...

Your such a "Flicktard" for not knowing that I've been doing your mom...
by bigdickdave January 17, 2008
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lickture

To lecture someone while licking them. It is annoying, but cute, depending on the person.
Gean: Put the *lick* toilet paper *lick* on the roll *lick* like this!
Tekel: GAHHHHH! Stop all this lickture!
by Mene Tekel January 18, 2009
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