cape flourish

The action of swirling one's cape in dramatic fashion right before an announced exit, but doesn't necessarily require the actual presence of a cape to achieve the intended effect (see awkward arm swing but followed with an exit stage left and dramatic music). Usually preceded by a declaration of intent, ("Come dobby, we're leaving") and followed by an evil laugh.

Usually reserved for villains, but can also refer to would-be heroes who just want to look cool. The real utility of a cape, because let's face it, capes do nothing except make you look cool. Often results in the opposite effect.

Cartman from South Park: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..." (queue cape flourish)

"To the Bat Cave!"

"I am Count Dracula... *cape flourish* AH AH AH"

by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009

flourish

verb

to wave in the air

She took off her new scarf with a flourish, hoping I'd notice it.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

flourish

term for a group of male homosexuals (gays), ca. 2009 in Seattle, WA, USA.

"Look, dear, it's a flourish of gays in their native habitat!"

"The flourish of gays paused briefly at the store window before breezing on to the next attraction."

by EricInSeattle-ish December 1, 2009

Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Flourish

a strikeout.

Josh Beckett ends the seventh inning with a flourish.

by RedSoxFan6 June 13, 2011

Flourish

When a male masturbates and ejaculates into their hand, and then cavilierly tosses the ejaculate into the air, as if making an offering to the Gods.

I jacked off so hard to her pictures, I flourished all over the ceiling of my apartment.

by ElDudeAbides January 4, 2020

Flourishion

A made up word that someone uses when trying to describe how something flourished. Typically used when the individual is put on the spot and feels the need to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are when describing a situation where something good or preferable occurred.

... Tommy was able to do that and make it come to flourishion the way he planned.

by Sabila May 9, 2019