flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 1, 2013

flem

a fat beotch

look at that flem

by hahah March 23, 2004

Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.

woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho

by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 12, 2020

flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.

i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy

by Alex... March 23, 2007

Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.

"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"

by buttfudger August 27, 2012