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flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
by Pitgirl March 30, 2008
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Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan
"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"
by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004
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The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011
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the flailing

A term for the overpowering feeling of “who am I, now? Now that I’m ALONE?” that typically accompanies the demise of a long-term relationship.
Matt and Amber bonded over their shared post-divorce struggles with the flailing
by Wyntyr February 2, 2019
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Flailing Bowl Cut

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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Flailing

An erratic dance mostly performed by ravers its involves no choreography, simply moving to the beat of the music and sometimes involving spinning fire poi or poi with glowsticks.
A. Look at that kid flailing out there on the dance floor!

B. Man that guy sure knows how to flail.
by Zombie boogers March 30, 2009
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flailing

Slang for getting really high on crystal meth

to do meth, the act of doing meth
hey were are flailing tonight, lets get flailed!
by +j-phizzle+ May 27, 2007
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