fleet

attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass

guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."

guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."

guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"

by analbumcover March 16, 2008

fleet

a vv retarded version of yeet

me: *something vv good*
retarded person: fleet
me: ...

by THE MF GD OF LIFE November 14, 2018

fleet

a forward yeet

i fleeted a water bottle at a cat

by Pizza duck😊 June 28, 2019

fleet

Flat and fugly, used to define and describe people uder weight and selfish.

She's so fleet. She fleets herself around ruining the atmosphere with her fugly body.

by Sally March 19, 2005

fleeting

-lasting for a very short time.

-When something happens quickly or doesn't last as long as you'd like, it is described as being fleeting.

"hoping to get a fleeting glimpse of a whale underwater"

by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022

Fleet

A term used to describe when someone is cleaning out their ass/vagina.

"Bye girl, I need to fleet. Can't be out here painting these niggas, sis."

by angeldelmito January 13, 2017

Fleet

A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.

If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.

by Genuine Nerd November 08, 2010