Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

flash paper

Specialized paper that strippers wear & when they scratch it, a bright flash is produced.

Coco told me about flash paper & I was amazed. What a sight to see!

by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Green Flash

Looking West, at the Ocean, just at sunset when the last part of the Sun dips below the horizon, there's a brilliant green flash, similar in color to the green seen thru prisms. It lasts less than 1 second. A rarely~seen natural phenomena!

I was fortunate to see the Green Flash at the Cliff House at San Francisco, California. Only later did I learn that it's rare to see this!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Nigger flash

Tribal in nature, a nigger flash is an action where a group of uneducated nigger thugs "youths" attack and rob innocent bystanders in public places, ie. bus stops, metro trains. Nigger flashes tend to be violent and senseless, but can be correctly explained as "that's what niggers do", or "what do you expect from a bunch of niggers". Said nigger flashes are directly proportional to the heat index and lack of lawful employment. Nigger flashes can be mitigated by "flashing" a .45 caliber or by throwing a bottle of Strawberry Faygo soda into the middle of the Nigger Flash.

Do not confuse a Nigger Flash with a Mob Flash, which is typically performed by a bunch of lame-ass white hipsters with nothing better to do then spending their parents money while in college.

Yo, I just came from a nigger flash on the green line off Rancine Ave. I gots me a new Ipod offa some dumbass whitey. I hope it still under warranty.

by ZippyMoonbat November 30, 2011

flarse

The skin between a ladies vagine(flange) and arse

flange & arse = FLARSE

Denise had been to work all day with tights on and was sweaty.
She especially had a stinky sweaty FLARSE

When Denise was wiping her bum she wiped the wrong way and got shit all over her FLARSE.
This should never be done!

by Kellikellyp December 15, 2013

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously

She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013

Pop Flash

A term used in the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO)community for throwing a flashbang grenade that will explode immediately as it comes into enemy view giving the opponents no time to look away or prepare for said flash, usually a skill used by middle to higher skilled players.

Pop flashes are useful for moving into bombsites

by TheJoshStyler October 2, 2015