flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flatter flutter

Adjective;

One who flutters around flattering others.

Her unique skill set was to flatter flutter around and gain the ear, the eye, or the attention of those she so desired; and in return gain their favor.

by Sarahquill81 December 27, 2020

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.

Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself

by Flatterizer October 24, 2012

Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023