flatline

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.

1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"

by willmst July 27, 2014

Flatliner

A heart stopper. Someone that completely makes your heart stops in awe.

Man, that Emma girl, is a total flatliner.

by CxmeronL49 April 8, 2017

fatlind

In Albanian: born with luck
Boys with the name Fatlind are mostly good boys en boys that you can trust!

Fatlind is a good boy

by Michael johnsons February 25, 2017

flatlander

A term used in the mountains to describe people from lower elevations.

Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009

flatland buffalo

a large, hefty woman with very small breasts (noun)

The only girl who plays football for our high school is a flatland buffalo.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

flatline bitch

One who just lays there during sex and takes it as it comes with no response as if dead.

Guy 1 - hey dude! You up for a round of golf?

Guy 2 - no dude I'm wiped out. went home with this chick last night and had to do all the work. She just laid there like a flatline bitch.

by dalycitybadgirl October 11, 2015