Flat foot

Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.

His office is a mess, he is a flat foot.

by s1m0n.lfs January 16, 2009

Flat Foot

Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.

2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.

So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.

1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.

2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.

by twostepbobby June 17, 2020

flat foot pimpin

To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.

He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves.

by ArfGraf May 25, 2016

flatfoof

When you’re playing Scrabble with friends and you mishear the played word and think it’s “flatfoofs” instead of flatfoots, so everyone laughs at you.

You thought she played flatfoofs? What the hell is a “flatfoof”, you idiot.

by XPhoenix9 June 21, 2018

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021