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Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.
(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
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Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014
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flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010
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Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011
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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019
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