flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Flat sack

One who has no balls, a neutered dog. Just a sack with no balls.

Hey wade you have no balls you are a flat sack

by Cuevous May 28, 2016

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

flapsmack

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear

FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.

by marinara82 February 20, 2011

flamsmack

verb- to backhand with extreme force.

person 1 - yo ur gay

person 2 - ::flamsmacks his bitch ass::

spectator - yoooo he just got flamsacked the fuck out!

by zach lyons February 14, 2005

flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023