flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

flat stanley

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

by daman October 28, 2003

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

Her crush is a flat stanley.

by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Flat Stanley

A blunt not worth smoking. Generally such little weed that it turns flat when held

“Nah roll up another. I don’t smoke that flat stanley”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024