flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

flat stanley

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

by daman October 28, 2003

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 30, 2014

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 09, 2010

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 08, 2011

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 03, 2018

Flat Stanley

A blunt not worth smoking. Generally such little weed that it turns flat when held

“Nah roll up another. I don’t smoke that flat stanley”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024