Flarp

A replacement word for anything sex related

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."

by poopie head November 27, 2012

flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017