Farch

Farch: a mineral with an odd smell commonly found between bricks and in moist areas like cold rooms and Damp Basements.

Sometimes growing a fuzzy mold that when licked makes you just wanna farch everywhere.

Bro I just ate the Farch it was SO FUZZY bro my MOM CAN'T FIND IT.

by Joenail January 11, 2019

flatchoolie

The smell of hippies: patchouli scented oil covering up the smell of B.O. and garlic-lentil flavored farts.

Beaver Point Hall, Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada is where some high-grade flatchoolie is made; imagine a barn full of sweaty, hairy dancers and drummers in tie-dye dresses givin'er on shrooms till 5am.

by jona fin April 30, 2009

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.

That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.

by noyb! January 6, 2008

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

flatchat

At full speed, going as fast as you possibly can. (Australian)

"We were fully gunning this old HQ Kingswood totally FLATCHAT downhill with a tailwind, and we still couldn't get away from the copper on his pushie."

by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007

Flaschenwichser

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"

She's a real flaschenwichser

by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009