Fapoleon

The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

OR

A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.

"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"

by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011

fiapoko

samoan for “know it all”

usually used when talking about some annoying kid in class

taylor: *gives more information than necessary to a simple question*
iosefa: ah shit, here we go again.
**later that day**
taylor: why does everyone roll their eyes when i talk?
iosefa: oh, i don’t know. maybe because you’re fiapoko

by yRuruNNinG September 14, 2019

fapoof

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

Flaboo

A genre of music created by the band tally hall, previously called Wonky Rock. It is also debated whether Joe Hawley's music is Flaboo or not.

- "What's your favorite Genre?"
- "Oh, Flaboo by a longshot."

by petyaeternalblue May 4, 2020

Flaboobled

When you cram to do your homework at the last second and then realize it wasn't due.

Man I totally flaboobled that essay, it wasn't due until next week!

by TheJonAndLillieShow September 23, 2016

fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010

flaco

spanish for skiny or thin

hey you FLACO you better eat somethin'

by linda October 26, 2003