flangetastic

(Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form.

Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangetastic!

by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

flangetta

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco

"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"

by Borne September 23, 2004

Flangecake

A man, usually of cake eating origin who drives flaming hovercrafts.
Can usually be seen with his son by his side like a limpet on a rock.

Are you going to eat any more of that Flangecake?

by MartyLeMoo December 17, 2008

Self flaggelate

To beat your self up for an extended period of time

His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.

by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018

flangehead

A numpty, often found speeding round town in their numpty truck.

"Kev's such a flangehead..."

by betamax September 28, 2004

Flangetastic

Word used to describe a female who is so sexually attractive that when you see her you drop everything turn stare and utter the word "Flangetastic"

Dave " Dan why you stopped"
Dan "Look at her my god she is Flangetastic"
Dave "Fuck yes my Flangeometer is going off"

by Dan-e75 November 16, 2006

Flangenator

A person that randomly licks flanges whilst secreting anal fluid into a dilapidated tiger monger with bees shagging it's ears...

You are a FLANGENATOR

by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004