Landon Flatley

A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.

Look at that Landon Flatley.

by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

Faileys

Cheap Dirty imitation of the famous Irish cream drink. Usually from Lidi or Aldi or won from a Christmas tombola

Have you ever drank ‘faileys’ from a shoe ?

by Copa jonbi November 8, 2019

flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

by Danno October 21, 2004

knifey flaily

flailing a knife around someones face

james likes knifey flaily but it freaks nicole out

by fifi March 15, 2003

flailer

Beginner surfer, one that flails about in the water like a wounded fish. Old school, kook.

You fucking flailer!

You flailing fucking kook!

by Doug Thornton December 29, 2007

flailer

One who stacks it early on in the eveing. To flail, flailing

you fucking flailer

Man i gotta to flail

Man im flailing

by tara banana May 27, 2004

Frailey

So, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of Krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their marriage. The krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. The horny and thirsty couple decided to melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. This wasn't going fast enough so the guy (Fracek) said why don't we stick this frozen beverage in our asses and drink as it melts. We can fit way more stuff in our butts!! His lovely new wife (Hailey) said that is why I married you because of genius shit like that and so they buttchugged frozen alcohol from each other's asses and had guilt free polish catholic sex and this became a traditional newlywed thing in Poland.

Hey let's Frailey these margaritas real quick and go Black Friday shopping!

by MRFALCON December 7, 2017