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flailbot

one who is high on meth-anphetamines, trying to tackle many projects at one time flailing about. flailbot.
hey have you seen steve the flailbot today?
by ivana flailsomemore September 13, 2013
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Rusty flail

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.
"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."
by The Moistologist April 16, 2017
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rat flail

A rat-flial is what Leo off VGCats makes with a club and a dead rat. He tied the rats tail to the tip of the stick.

Unfortunatly, if you use it, you will catch the plauge and die
Look, Its a rat-flial!!!
by milkoy May 9, 2005
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flatlander

A term used in the mountains to describe people from lower elevations.
Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.
by blueridgenative September 28, 2006
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
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flail the fox

The average jock will flail the fox thrice daily.
Fox flailer! (insult)
by ikebab September 7, 2009
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failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
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