flajorents

relative to the speaker, a two-person relationship comprised a parent and non-parent

parent and stepparent couple

My father and his wife
Your mom and her girlfriend
His father and stepmother
Yo momma and her baby daddy

usage:
My flajorents and I are exchanging Christmahanakwanzika gifts tomorrow morning.

by DrTapAndSac December 12, 2009

Flagorgon

A sweetened vodka like cordial made from the leaves and bark of the Cartomodous Fir tree. Of Swedish origin, it's primary use is softening nut shell to make them edible.

"I wanted to make a bunch of silly geese believe that you could uses pistachio shells in a pesto so I invented an imaginary Swedish liquid used to soften said shells. I dubbed it Flagorgon which I thought would be obviously a farce. Thanks Penguin :)"

by Oasisjason1 June 14, 2020

Flarken

A word not used by anyone, its not even just a word, its a spell said by those who worship the end of the everything you hold dear, because the moment you say this word, your entire existence is forfeit and nobody can save you, Even having this thought in your head is enough for God himself to want to snipe you out of reality, because nobody should speak of Flarken, It was based on Flareken Mcdingle, A Scottish man who once jumped to the moon by bending his erect penis after balancing on it for 6 years,4 days, 5 hours and 23 seconds, even legends state that Mcdingle was not stopped by hunger, thirst or the urge to crap, despite being ass side up, he did not shit for those 6 years, as he became more powerful with every push up he has done with his 6 year long erection! He did not stop to consider what he had done, and is now walking the earth, able to kill any mere mortal with his jacked dick!

Flarken: An act of speaking a word that has no reason to be spoken, as its too powerful, and nobody can save you after speaking of it! Nobody can help you after your end is here! Congratulations, You're dead!

"Bro, I just fucking flar-" and he died on the spot!

"I summon the almighty power of Fla-"
"What the fuck? Where is he?"
He is one with the Gods now"

by JoyGalla September 19, 2022