flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

by PacDwarf June 22, 2011

flawstered

The point of alcohol consumption to where you are no longer responsible for your own gestures or movements, and your body rides the waves of a deep drunk ocean.

OH diggidy doo da i be (flawstered) right now. Lets bounce shreeve before this boat blows.

by drewber scoober August 1, 2009

Flabstract Art

A derogatory term for when a plus-size model poses nude.

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.

by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019

flabstenfer

A tool used to extract earwax from a fish.

My pet fish isn't responding to me when I call it, I should get a flabstenfer.

by Mrs. Carlisle July 1, 2023

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009