Flabbygasted

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

flabagasted

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021