Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Fittin room

Room you go to at Walmart to see if your clothes fit before you buy them.

You better go to that fittin room and try them leggins on before you buy em.

by Sugman February 8, 2017

fittin

one is about to do something

I'm fittin to go to the sto.

by Filthy Rich July 2, 2002

Fittina

Going to do something.

Girl, I'm fittina bust a cap in her ass.

by chase wiggs June 20, 2005

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

fittin

Although once thought to describe the act of having a fit (i.e., a seizure), it has evolved into a ghetto way to say "fixin' to, about to, or going to do something."

I ain't fittin to take no spelin class.

by Robb H. September 23, 2006

Fibbing

To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.

Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.

by ZombieLord December 28, 2009