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fistfucked in the dickhole

the worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole...
by Jan Warren January 9, 2009
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Oral Fistfuck

(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."
"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.
by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013
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fistfull

when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!
been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!
by late Cummer April 16, 2006
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Fistfucker

One who fistfucks.
You are one pathetic little fistfucker.
by i.e. July 15, 2007
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Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.
"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."
by CodeSmith May 28, 2009
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fistfucking

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.
by the fistfuck expert April 10, 2003
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fistful

The fistful of wankers were most upset when the gaggle of geese showed more interest in the school of fish.
by AOIs October 14, 2005
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