Fister

One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

The opposite of Teabaggers.

1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?

2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.

by Xygonn December 1, 2011

Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.

Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.

by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.

Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

Chunky Fister

When you fist someone anally and pull back your hand to find it covered in dodo

"Dude I just gave that biatch a chunky fister"

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis February 8, 2009

sister fister

a brother or even a sister that likes to casualy fist their sister up the vagina or even the arse hole. Most of the time resulting in a very sore vagina/anus, and if caught resulting in a sentence of 10 years in jouvey.

(here is a role-play of a sister fister and his sister)
Kirsten after a long sleep
Kirsten: o hi there Aaron i didnt see you over there in that dark corner.
Aaron: You dont need to see me, you just need to feel me
Aaron and Kirsten both grin and Kirsten turns around

by mitch aka titch September 2, 2008

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004