When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.
Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant
See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.
It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.
Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?