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Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.
Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
by Devil Hater January 21, 2010
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fire and ice game

as the son of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL. i made up this game called fire and ice to do nice stuff and bad stuff to the person known in the bible as cain when i found out who he really is today and his real name....all because of the mark on his forehead that makes everything you do to him be hit back at you 7 times fold. multiplier of seven. so if you stole 10% of his money, then you would lose 70% of your money for an example. it don't matter how much money each other have. if he have 1000 dollars and you have 100 dollars. he lose 100 dollars for 10% of his money and i lose 70 dollars. 70% of my money.
he really seen a curious pure hearted kid made up a game like this out of curiosity. game of fire and ice. fire and ice game.
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eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
by tosh18 January 16, 2011
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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Trojan Fire and Ice

The Fire and Ice is best performed after a month of not shaving your pubic hair. It is performed during sexual intercourse when you fill you condom with crushed ice, put it on then light your's and her/his pubic hair on fire. But you must finish before all of the pubes burn off, or else your experience will not be as pleasurable.
Rick burnt his girlfriends house down during an utmost orgasmic Trojan fire and ice last week.
by Michael Amsterdamm November 14, 2011
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A Shot of Ice and Fire

A delightful drink inspired by George R.R. Martin's epic fantasy series.

One shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey dropped into a pint of Smirnoff Ice. Best to drink quickly.

Popular among teenaged fans who spend most of their time on the internet.
I did 3 of those A Shot of Ice and Fire drinks last night and now I have diabetes and brain damage.
by MeatyPie April 17, 2015
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A Song of Ice and Fire

A threeway with a redhead and a platinum blonde.
Podrick: What did you do last night?
Tyrion: I had a Song of Ice and Fire with Daenerys and Ygritte. You?
Podrick: I had one with Catelyn and Cersei.
*Tyrion and Podrick high-five*

Jorah: Why do you want to invite (book) Robb Stark and Jaime Lannister to negotiations, Khaleesi? I do not think it wise, Khaleesi.
Daenerys: I want to have A Song of Ice and Fire.
Jorah: I see, Khaleesi.
*Jorah cries himself to sleep*
by Oberald Sand February 1, 2014
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